when girls don't put out

When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differso much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their head and women withtheir heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don'tfeel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enoughfor me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love mefor who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend timewith her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she triedon several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decidewhich one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wantednew shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pairfor each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair ofdiamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must havethought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think shewas testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when shedoesn't even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' Shewas almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this isalldear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don'tfeel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough forme to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, Iadded, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the thingsI buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least thatbitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,forward it anyway.
Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!